We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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