Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry 420kindofguy hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night

Fav 4 1257 724
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention

Fav 9 4568 1576
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....

Fav 4 2088 2915
share tweet
(260): View more from Indiana

ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.

Fav 4 1513 1092
share tweet
(931): View more from Tennessee

i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.

Fav 11 1627 1072
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!

Fav 8 2084 628
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

Are sex swings allowed in dorms

Fav 7 1348 601
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(609): View more from New Jersey

pray to the hookup gods

Fav 0 252 149
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(970): View more from Colorado

Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.

Fav 0 34 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT