You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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