Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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