Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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