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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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