wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We named our party play list daddy issues
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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