So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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