With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize
