Non-Jews are for practice
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was like his penis was on wheels.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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