Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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