I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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