Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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