Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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