Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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