He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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