people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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