i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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