how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
