make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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