Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
it's like iHOP with fire
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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