i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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