It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
