they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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