She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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