Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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