Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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