THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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