No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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