No awkward lesbian experiences without me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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