well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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