with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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