Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
