I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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