U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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