a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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