Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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