There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He did a backflip because drugs
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