He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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