Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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