what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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