i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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