do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize