Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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