so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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