kristin has been a bad kristin
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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