What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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