how can u be prego again
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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