Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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