no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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