Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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