The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
