Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the day after is always just damage control
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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