I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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