You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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