My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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