i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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