What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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