Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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