i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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