one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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