Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Someone shit on the floor
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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